The first review said something along the lines of horrible financial aid, but the next two caught my eye:
"Excellent college.... the Harvard of community colleges."
"It's called the Harvard of community colleges !!!"
Guys, I'm basically Harvard bound.
Not only do I have new-found-almost-accurate bragging rights, but I also am feeling intense pity for all you poor people at Saddleback, Goldenwest, Fullerton, and all those other lesser colleges. You must feel horrible about yourselves. Also, how bad must your schools be if OCC is like Harvard?
This brings of other deep life questions. If OCC is Harvard and Harvard is nationally ranked number two, which school is comparable to the national champion, Princeton? Does anyone know? Is there even one? What if there isn't? If so, why can't we just call OCC the Princeton of community colleges?
There's really no point to this post besides letting you all know you can feel worse about yourselves because you don't go to the Harvard of community colleges. Unless of course you are an OCC pirate like me. If that's the case, please let me know so we can commune in mutual almost-Harvardness. If you go to the Princeton of community colleges, screw you go away don't talk to me.
Hell, I'm so inspirational.
In case you haven't realized, I take this sort of thing very seriously. I'm extremely competitive and demand nothing but the best (that's probably why I opted for gourmet white cheddar microwave macaroni and cheese instead of the normal orange. I'm so fancy).
Ironically, I'm still at a community college.
Since I really don't have anything more to offer on this topic, I'm going to end this post with a word from our sponsor:
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